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Here are a bunch of the little rants i've made in the recent past and posted (for good or for bad) on my rather eclectic homepage.

Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics

Read at your own risk.

oh, and please feel free to drop me a line saying what you think of these things...

	Jun 29 2004 21:47 schwinn
	May 03 2004 12:58 nothing is real
	Jun 17 2003 22:18 the empire sucks back
	May 26 2003 22:41 euthanasia
	Jan 25 2003 19:02 frozen pipes
	Jan 20 2003 22:49 this kitten eats flamin' hot cheetos
	Jan 06 2003 22:32 irrational social fears
	Dec 01 2002 18:33 broomchaser
	Jun 26 2002 00:12 contact lenses
	Apr 04 2002 15:30 vending machines
	Mar 24 2002 17:25 muppet versus U-Scan
	Feb 28 2002 20:43 the manhattan transfer really really sucks
	Feb 27 2002 18:31 ding!
	Feb 26 2002 19:53 VNC
	Feb 21 2002 19:48 Project Pigeon
	Feb 05 2002 22:38 the problem with music
	Jan 23 2002 08:20 DVD time capsule
	Jan 01 2002 17:53 return of the muppet
	Jan 01 2002 23:37 the muppet's greatest insanity, part 2
	Jul  9 2000 13:13 fifteen
	Jun 28 2000 09:16 louie louie louie louie
	Jun 25 2000 14:54 hair everywhere
	Apr 17 2000 12:18 lunch money
	Apr 11 2000 10:18 electrical engineer orchestra
	Apr 05 2000 13:24 soup
	Feb 29 2000 08:12 cabbage
	Feb 27 2000 22:29 funny Q words
	Feb 14 2000 21:36 never ask a muppet for instructions
	Jan 21 2000 13:00 i am not just a freak, i'm an engineer freak
	Jan 09 2000 22:34 the smoker voice
	Jan 05 2000 23:46 the muppet's greatest insanity
	Dec 11 1999 16:29 drama in aisle 5
	Dec 09 1999 10:50 back door man
	Nov 13 1999 11:50 optical contusion
	Nov 04 1999 23:55 call me sir, goddammit!
	Oct 17 1999 12:06 valid without photo
	Oct 06 1999 18:47 help text
	Oct 04 1999 08:16 woe to be a dentist's son
	Sep 10 1999 22:15 more fun at the olive garden
	Sep 02 1999 17:16 Re: RE
	Aug 23 1999 23:08 the kite fairy
	Aug 11 1999 22:44 interpreted versus compiled
	Jul 30 1999 10:57 crunch
	Jul 19 1999 13:53 random acts of randomness
	Jul 12 1999 23:24 irrational recurring childhood nightmares
	Jul 06 1999 13:47 Plausibility and Raiders of the Lost Ark
	Jun 18 1999 19:19 renewed faith in the younger generation
	Jun 15 1999 09:06 shag my cherry pie
	Jun 14 1999 23:34 ouch
	May 09 1999 --:-- sideshow bob and the weirdest evening of my life
	May 04 1999 19:04 my own stupidity
	Apr 02 1999 17:30 a slight scare
	Apr 02 1999 14:55 Trinkenbrunnen
	Mar 30 1999 17:28 shonen knife sucks
	Mar 29 1999 09:46 KwTETD also go to heaven...
	Apr  2 1999 15:33 serial port programming woes
	Mar 10 1999 14:12 pi (over two) and pop music
	Mar 08 1999 14:01 wrongness
	Feb 19 1999 09:07 hubcap madness
	Feb 18 1999 15:21 MFC
	Feb 07 1999 14:15 oddness in a warm and windy february
	Feb 02 1999 09:38 yet another example of how badly i can't speak
	Jan 01 1999 22:00 ...on New Year's Day
	Sep 15 1998 18:22 Life Imitating Art...
	Jun 28 1998 16:29 women and guitars
	Nov 26 1997 14:54 html
	Nov 11 1997 16:44 on the evils of frames
	Nov  3 1997 11:10 about how computers suck away your life and your time
	Oct 15 1997 01:35 Technology and Sex
	Sep 22 1997 19:36 Old Computers and Women
	Jun  7 1997 17:11 modems
	May  9 1997 00:55 Robots