the smoker voice        


craig and neal watching mtv

show called do what?...

they cut to some bit about choreography

it's hosted by some really hot girl in silver clothes

i say to the guys, "wow, she's really hot..."

neal nods.

craig says, with much scorn, "yeah, but she's got that smoker voice..."

and i think about it for a second...

...and laugh to myself...

...and then think, aw, what the hell... and say out loud:

"yeah, but what does that matter when all she says is 'aaaaahaaaahahaaaa!'"

(where the aaaaahahaaahah is my best impersonation of a porn star's faked orgasm)

everybody loses it...

neal says, "whatever happened to that second living room?"


Sun Jan 9 22:34:23 EST 2000