one pays a price for having long hair.
hair everywhere.
hair in the carpet.
hair in the drain.
hair in the lint trap in the dryer.
hair woven into your clothes after running through the dryer.
hair in the car.
hair in the furniture.
hair in the dust bunnies.
hair in the bed.
a common occurrence a few years ago: after sleeping nude with my girlfriend in her bed, i'd get in the shower and pull several of her long red hairs out of my ass crack.
and if that wasn't strange enough, the one that takes the cake:
yesterday afternoon, after a shower and sitting around and waiting for people to show up, they finally show up and i hit the head one last time before we go out. i open my pants to take a leak, and my genitals are all squished and bound in that way that they are thanks to the very odd human custom of wearing underwear. so i go to pull free my penis so as to aim more effectively at the toilet. business as usual, right?
no, because it won't come loose. it feels like i am being sliced in two by piano wire. it really really hurts. and i look and i see nothing. so i pull again, and there's the pain.
and i look a little closer: a single strand of blond hair, my hair, wrapped around the shaft and held tight against the underside of my scrotum by the friction of skin and boxer shorts.
okay, so that's really really weird.
Sun Jun 25 14:54:41 EDT 2000