it had been a long week, and at 5pm i had another three hours of work to do before i could go home -- time lost thanks to a long, frustrating, and pointless meeting from which i'd just returned. so i took a break to check my mail. i found yet another conversation hinging on confusion between americans and britons about language and school and culture. i was frazzled, and my brain works strangely when frazzled (as these insanities demonstrate), and i thought i'd have fun with a reply. of course, the next message after mine informed us all that RE is short for Religious Education, but i was too delirious to think of that. insomnia, long work days, and stress just don't mix. (looking back on it (it's six months later that i add this to my collection) i wonder why i bothered working so hard...)
| Date: | Thu, 2 Sep 1999 17:16:12 -0400 (EDT) |
| From: | muppet |
| To: | void |
| Subject: | Re: (void) School Doze (was Re: symbol speech) |
On Thu, 2 Sep 1999, William T Wilson wrote:
On Thu, 2 Sep 1999, Steve Mynott wrote:
I asked my RE teacher if he believed in God and he said no.
Okay, I give up. What is RE?
*unable to resist the urge to get out all the tension built up by the last meeting i was in*
RE?
Really Enlightened
Religion Expert
Reactionary Evolutionist
Respiring E. Coli
Retired Emmissary
Raunchy Enchilada
Reliable Euphamism
Robust Eigenfunction
Rejuvenating Enima
Radial Encephalograph
Rabbi Entrails
Radical Enthusiasm
Racing Ectoplasm
Rotting Exhaust
Racoon Ear
Rusty Earwig
Romantic Engagement
Rancid Eggplant
Red-faced Elysse
Rover has Expired
Ranting Expatriot
Regrettable Exercise
Ruddy Effluvia
Reasonable Explanation
Rewsna Emilbus
Rectal Extraction
Reconstituted Elvis
Removable Essence
Raging Embecile
Rebate Envelope
...
*collapses in a pile on the floor*
Really Embarrassing myself...