WHAT AM I????


  THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG,

  THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES, IS

  USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

  IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL

  HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS

  WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM,

  FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN

  AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND

  ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND

  LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING

  SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN

  FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE

  SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER

  SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING

  SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING

  LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMENATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY

  HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,

  HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A

  DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

   WHAT AM I???????

   AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS

  NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........











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