i found this on http://www.cs.vu.nl/~tmgil/vi.html
| (user) | I'm having trouble with this editor |
| (admin) | Which one are you using ? |
| (user) | Um, I dunno. |
| (admin) | Emacs? Which version are you running ? |
| (user) | Umm, I'm running version vi, and having heaps of trouble. Is vii out? |
| (admin) | Say what? |
| (user) | Have they done anything new? |
| (admin) | Well... Yeah, they're up to xv now, but that needs a special graphical interface. |
| (user) | Oh, well, thanks anyway. |
| (admin) | *shudder* |