On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

               Windows 95 for my PC

       On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

               2 GPFs
               and Windows 95 for my PC

       On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

               3 ports not responding
               2 GPFs
               and Windows 95 for my PC

       On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

               4 sectors bad
               3 ports not responding
               2 GPFs
               and Windows 95 for my PC

       On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

               5 eighty six
               4 sectors bad
               3 ports not responding
               2 GPFs
               and Windows 95 for my PC

       On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

               6 ints conflictin'
               5 eighty six
               4 sectors bad
               3 ports not responding
               2 GPFs
               and Windows 95 for my PC

       On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

               7 files missin'
               6 inits conflictin'
               5 eighty six
               4 sectors bad
               3 ports not responding
               2 GPFs
               and Windows 95 for my PC

       On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

               8 Megs overflowin'
               7 files missin'
               6 inits conflictin'
               5 eighty six
               4 sectors bad
               3 ports not responding
               2 GPFs
               and Windows 95 for my PC

       On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

               9 apps a crashin'
               8 Megs overflowin'
               7 files missin'
               6 inits conflictin'
               5 eighty six
               4 sectors bad
               3 ports not responding
               2 GPFs
               and Windows 95 for my PC

       On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

               10 modes not supported
               9 apps a crashin'
               8 Megs overflowin'
               7 files missin'
               6 inits conflictin'
               5 eighty six
               4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding
               2 GPFs
               and Windows 95 for my PC

       On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

               11 instructions faulty
               10 modes not supported
               9 apps a crashin'
               8 Megs overflowin'
               7 files missin'
               6 inits conflictin'
               5 eighty six 4 sectors bad
               3 ports not responding
               2 GPFs
               and Windows 95 for my PC

       On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

               12 sound cards silent
               11 instructions faulty
               10 modes not supported
               9 apps a crashin'
               8 Megs overflowin'
               7 files missin'
               6 inits conflictin'
               5 eighty six
               4 sectors bad
               3 ports not responding
               2 GPFs and
               Windows 95 for my PC

And now, the long awaited follow-up:

       On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

                A Macintosh instead of a PC

       On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to

               ...hey, wait a minute, this thing works!