25 Rejected Dr. Seuss books

  1. The Cat in the Blender
  2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
  3. Fox in Detox
  4. Who Shat in the Hat?
  5. Horton Hires a Ho
  6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
  7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
  8. Your Colon Can Moo-- Can You?
  9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
  10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Red Bitch, Blue Bitch
  11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
  12. Are You My Proctologist?
  13. Yentl the Lentil
  14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
  15. Aunts in my Pants
  16. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch!
  17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
  18. The Grinch's Ten Inches
  19. Green Cheese and Spam
  20. Who Flung Goo on Betty Sue?
  21. Come On I Wanna Lay Ya
  22. Russell the One-Eyed Love Muscle
  23. Feel It, Find It, Pick It, Flick It
  24. Please Cane Us in the Anus
  25. Blow, Blow, Til You See It Grow