"I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

- Woody Allen

The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system.

Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure.

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

- George Carlin

Spirtle, n.:

The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye.

                 -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"

Love is a grave mental disease.

-- Plato