Her Majesty Visits the Hospital

Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she was given the guided tour by a senior consultant they passed a room where, through the window in the door, she could see a man furiously masturbating. Of course the Queen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as to why these activities were allowed in the hospital.

"Ah." said the Doctor. "Now although it is perhaps unfortunate that you should have witnessed that, in fact that poor patient is suffering from a very debilitating condition. He produces so much sperm that unless he gets rid of it 4 times a day his testicles will explode."

"Oh." said her Majesty. "Well, in that case I suppose I can understand."

A little further on down the corridor they passed another room. The door was open, and through it you could see a nurse who was clearly giving a patient oral sex.

"Goodness Gracious!" shrieked Her Majesty. "I demand an explanation for this kind of sordid goings-on!"

"Ah". Said the Doctor. "Same problem, better health plan."