Programmer Pick-up Lines

• You're tense baby, you need a reboot. Who has your root password?            
  
  
• Your eyes are like an i-node. I can fill your partition. 
  
  
• I'll drive your load average up. 
  
  
• My executable is so big, if you ran me, your system wouldn't be able to run for a week. 
  
  
• Try a real man that will leave you NICE and GUI. 
  
  
• I like a raw terminal type. 
  
  
• The way you handle my pipe, you put me into promiscuous mode. 
  
  
• You into recursive sex, or are you one of those catholic girls, standard in, standard out? 
  
  
• We'll have to suspend that process until you get some write protection. 
  
  
• She has no grace left. 
  
  
• Can anyone access your directory, or do I have to be part of the group? 
  
  
• We hung out by the b-trees and spawned processes. 
  
  
• I had to kill the process, the run time errors were really ruining the mood. 
  
  
• Oh come off it, it's only a piece of code! 
  
  
• How come during ytalk you always end up on top? 
  
  
• Living with you is like virtual reality. 
  
  
• Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail. 
  
  
• Trust me, I'm user friendly. 
  
  
• Hey, will you turn my software into hardware?  I'll bet you haven't mounted a new filesystem in a while.
  
  
• You don't know how many clock ticks I spent thinking about you... 
  
  
• I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page. 
  
  
• Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy. 
  
  
• How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond? 
  
  
• Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen. 
  
  
• Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com? 
  
  
• When she got hold of my pipe, the compression rate was so high, it nearly blew me through the roof.