Subject: Naming Your Rock Band

Before Starting A Rock Band... You should know that the following names are taken:

[ a ]

• Albino Toilet Boys
• Alcoholocaust
• Alcoholics Unanimous
• Apocalypse Hoboken
• Armageddon Dildos

[ b ]

• Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
• The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
• Band Over
• Band That Shot Liberty Valence
• Barbara's Bush
• Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
• The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
• The Boxing Ghandis
• Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
• Breakfast in Beirut
• Bulimia Banquet
• Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

[ c ]

• Caltransvestites
• Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
• Carnage Asada
• Cindy Brady's Lisp
• Cortizone 5
• Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death

[ d ]

• The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
• The Dead Sea Squirrels
• The Dead Kennedys
• The Dick Clarks
• The Dick Nixons
• Dicky Retardo
• Drunks With Guns

[ e ]

• e. coli
• Edith Head
• Electric Prostates
• Elvis Hitler
• Ethyl Merman

[ f ]

• Fearless Iranians From Hell
• Fields of Shit
• '57 Lesbian
• The 4-Skins
• Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
• The French are from Hell
• Fromage d'Amour

[ g ]

• Gefilte Joe and the Fish
• Gonoreagan

[ h ]

• Headless Marines
• Hell Camino
• Herpes Cineplex
• Hindu Garage Sale
• Hitler's Bikini
• HIV and the Positives
• Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
• Hornets Attack Victor Mature

[ i ]

• Impaled Nazarenes
• Inhale Mary

[ j ]

• Janitors Against Apartheid
• Jehovah's Waitresses
• Jehovah's Wetness
• Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
• Jesus Christ Super Fly
• Jesus Chrysler Supercar
• Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
• JFKFC
• Jonestown Punch

[ k ]

• Kathleen Turner Overdrive
• Kerrigan's Knees

[ l ]

• Lack of Afro
• Lawn Piranhas
• The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
• Lee Harvey Keitel
• Lesbian Ninjas
• Louder Than God

[ m ]

• Mao Tse Helen
• Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
• Max Roach and the Holders
• Minnie Pearl's Jam
• Mr. Happy and the Genocides
• Mussolini Headkick
• My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

[ n ]

• Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
• Nervous Christian and the Lions
• Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
• Not Drowning, Waving

[ p ]

• Pabst Smear
• Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
• Penis DeMilo
• Pepto Dismal
• Phenobarbidols
• Phlegm Fatale
• Poultry in Motion
• Pretentious Flamedogs
• The Pro-Midget Mafia
• Psychic Buddhist Gorillas
• Psycho Sluts from Hell
• Pungent Frustration
• Purple Headed Love Warriors

[ r ]

• Raging Pimps of Doom
• Rectal Nightmare
• Reluctant Stereotypes
• Reserectum
• Results of Inbreeding
• Retarted Elf
• Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

[ q ]

• Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

[ s ]

• Sandy Duncan's Eye
• Screaming Headless Torsos
• Screaming Iguanas of Love
• Screaming Moist Accountants
• Septic Death
• Seven Year Bitch
• The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
• Shirley Temple of Doom
• Shirley Temple Pilots
• Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
• Skeptic Tank
• Smegma & the Nuns
• Smorgasborgnine
• Solosex
• The Sound of Munich
• Spastic Colon
• The Sphinctones
• Stiff Richards
• Stukas Over Bedrock
• Swingin' Johnsons

[ t ]

• Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
• The Telephony Bandits of Doom
• Temporary Darkening of the Stool
• Testostertones
• The Texas Nazis
• Thank God We're Immortal
• They Tried To Frame OJ
• To Live and Shave in LA
• Toxic Shock and the Tampons
• Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
• Tragic Mulatto
• Transsexual Hitler
• Trotsky Icepick

[ u ]

• Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
• Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos

[ v ]

• Vaginal Davis
• The Velcro Pygmies
• Vic Morrow's Head

[ w ]

• The Well Hungarians
• Willie Nelson Mandela

[ y ]

• Yoko Homo

[ z ]

• Zip Code Rapists
• Zombies Under Stress
• Zulu Leprechauns