MONEY AND IGNORANCE...
In case you've ever wondered why ignorance rises to the executive level, here is a simple explanation that is also mathematical proof:
  1. Knowledge is Power.
  2. Time is Money.
  3. And, as every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.
  4. If Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, then Knowledge = Work / Money.
  5. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
  6. Thus, Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches zero, regardless of the Work done.
  7. What this means is: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
    (I KNEW someone would eventually prove this!)
Bad News: If you understand this, then you likely have a large knowledge base and therefore are subject to making less money. Damn shame.