Student
To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate the
interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating
on a regular basis:
Activity/Interest | You | Your Spouse
| Golf
| Boating/Sailing
| Sabotage
| Running/Jogging
| Propaganda/Disinformation
| Destabilizing/Overthrow
| Default on Loans
| Gardening
| Crafts
| Black Market/Smuggling
| Collectibles/Collections
| Watching Sports on TV
| Wines
| Interrogation/Torture
| Household Pets
| Crushing Rebellions
| Espionage/Reconnaissance
| Fashion Clothing
| Border Disputes
| Mutually Assured Destruction
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Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers
will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you
better in the future -- as well as allowing you to receive mailings and
special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and
mysterious consortia.
Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes?
Please write to:
McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
P.O. Box 800
St. Louis, MO 55500
(from the ComedyCenter E-Zine)
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