Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You dont know Jack Shitt." Now, you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Shitt and O. Shitt. Awe Shitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Shitt, the owner of Knee-deep Shitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Shitt married Noe Shitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Shitt; the twins, Deep Shitt and Dip Shitt, Fulla Shitt, Giva Shitt and Bull Shitt, a high school drop out.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Shitt-Sherlock.
Dip Shitt married Loda Shitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Shitt. Fulla Shitt and Giva Shitt were inseperable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Shitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Shitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Shitt.
Now when someone says you dont know Jack Shitt, you can correct them.