Why did God not get tenure?

• He had only one major publication.
• It was in Hebrew.
• It had no references.
• It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
• Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
• It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
• The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
• He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
• When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
• When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
• He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
• Some say he had his son teach the class.
• He expelled his first two students for learning.
• Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed his tests