Date: Fri, 29 May 1998 10:46:58 -0500 (EST)
From: Jason
Subject: Gasoline

>From The Onion: 

GASOLINE STILL INEXPLICABLY CHEAPER THAN MILK

AUSTIN, TX--The University of Texas released a report Monday stating that, for some inexplicable reason, gasoline, a steadily depleting, non-renewable fossil fuel buried far beneath the earth's surface, is still far less expensive than the milk of a cow. Milk, a plentiful substance which is not made of dinosaur remains and requires no multi-million-dollar machinery to draw it from deep within the earth's core, costs approximately $2.45 a gallon, compared to $1.30 for a gallon of gas. "This is puzzling," University of Texas agriculture-school professor Herbert Roth said. "It's almost as if someone is trying to get people to buy more gas."