Funny Unix csh/sh commands:

   % cat "food in cans"
    cat: can't open food in cans
 
    % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
    Unmatched ".
 
    % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
    Missing ].
 
    % ^How did the sex change operation go?^
    Modifier failed.

    % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
    Too many ('s.
 
    % make love
    Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
 
    % sleep with me
    bad character
 
    % got a light?
    No match.
 
    % man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.
 
    % !:say, what is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.
 
    % \(-
    (-: Command not found.
 
    $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
    no sense in pretending!
 
    $ drink matter
    matter: cannot create
 
    % nice man woman
    No manual entry for woman.
 
    % rm God
    rm: God nonexistent
 
    % ar t God
    ar: God does not exist
 
    % ar r God
    ar: creating God