Claude believed that only smart attractive people had the right to fuck, and it sincerely hurt him when he discovered evidence to the contrary.
          -- Tom Robbins

She hates testicles, thus limiting the men she can admire to Democratic candidates for president.
          -- John Greenway, "The American Tradition", on feminist Elizabeth Gould Davis

"You and I as individuals can, by borrowing, live beyond our means, but only for a limited period of time. Why should we think that collectively, as a nation, we are not bound by that same limitation?"
          -- Ronald Reagan

"It says he made us all to be just like him. So if we're dumb, then god is dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side."
          -- Frank Zappa