PCMCIA | People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
ISDN | It Still Does Nothing |
APPLE | Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity |
SCSI | System Can't See It |
DOS | Defunct Operating System |
BASIC | Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
IBM | I Blame Microsoft |
CD-ROM | Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months |
OS/2 | Obsolete Soon, Too. |
WWW | World Wide Wait |
MACINTOSH | Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs |