You know you were an 80's kid if:

• You know what "Sike" means.
• You know the profound meaning of "Wax On Wax Off".
• You know that another name for a keyboard is a Synthesizer".
• You can name at least half of the members of the BRAT Pack.
• You know who Tina Yothers is.
• You wanted to be a Goonie.
• You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got into trouble for sex with minors and videotaping it, because you liked him.
• You know who Max Headroom is.
• You ever wore Flourescent, neon clothing.
• You could breakdance, or wish you could.
• You wanted to dress like the Hulk at Halloween.
• You believed that "By the Power of Greyskull," you HAD the POWER.
• Partying "like it's 1999" seemed sooo far away.
• You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
• You wanted to be on StarSearch.
• You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
• You have worn a Banana Clip, or knew someone who did.
• You owned a doll with "Xavier Roberts" signed on its butt, or knew someone who did.
• You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
• You HAD to have your MTV.
• You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future"
• You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name."
• You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
• You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
• You have heard of "Garbage Pail Kids".
• Punks actually "shocked" people
• You knew "The Artist", when he was humbly called "Prince".
• You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.
• You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game.
• You own any cassettes.
• You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
• You remember and/or owned any of the CareBear glass collections from Pizza Hut, Or any other stupid collection of glass they came out with.
• Poltergeist freaked you out.
• You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
• You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
• You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or know someone who did.
• You ever had a Swatch Watch, or three.
• You had a crush on one of the Corey's (Haim or Feldman).
        OR
  You had a crush on Bo Derek or Heather Locklear.
• You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
• You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
• You know what a "Whammee" is.
• You had a crush on Jon BonJovi, or knew someone who did.
• You thought eating Reeses Pieces would attract your own Alien.
• Your name is Jennifer or Ja(y)son.
• You have ever called 867-5309.
• You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Camron, or Michael J. Fox on your wall.
• You held the top score on PacMan.
• You had MALL Hair or know someone who did.
• You owned a T-Shirt that said, "I shot J.R." or know someone who did.

IF you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend, are a child of the 80's. Send this to anyone that would appreciate going "Back to the Future" to a time when movie stars ran the free world.