A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. The bartender asks,

"What's the special occassion?"

The man says, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." So he has his 10 shots and leaves. He comes back the next night and orders another 10 shots of tequila and the bartender asks,

"What's the special occassion tonight?"

And the man says, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." So he has his 10 shots and leaves. The next night he comes back and orders another 10 shots of tequila and the bartender asks,

"Doesn't anybody in your family like pussy?"

And the man says,

"Yeah, my wife."